About this site

Why this site exists

People search for camel worth calculators because they have seen the joke and want a turn. This site gives them a clear, fast, private version: eight questions, a score they can check, and pages that explain the joke without pretending it is science.

The scoring rules live in one place and are published on the How it works page. If a point value ever changes, the calculator, the guides and the tests change with it.

Who it is for

Anyone 18 or over who wants a light-hearted result for themselves, a partner or a friend. It is written for a UK and English-speaking audience, but you do not need an account and you can use it from anywhere.

What we promise

• The core calculator is free and always will be.
• Your answers are calculated on your device and are not stored.
• We will never present a camel score as a real valuation of a person.
• If you have a question, you can email us.